10 Funny Classified Ads

Browsing classifieds ads can be a lot of fun. We found these funny ads on the internet and I thought I’d share them with you…

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.

Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 Year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Turkey – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact.

Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.

For Sale. Hardly used dentures. Only 2 teeth missing.

Seen More Funny Ads around Junk Mail?

I hope you enjoyed these funnies. If you see any funny ads on the Junk Mail site, please share them with me. You can e-mail your funny ads to hennok@junkmail.co.za

For more funny adverts read version 2 of Funny Classifieds Adverts on this blog.

Henno Kruger

Digital Marketing Campaign Coordinator at Junk Mail Publishing.

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32 Responses

  1. Maggie says:

    LOL LOL LOL pse keep them coming, it’good for ones soul!!!!!

  2. kerry-lee says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha… I did honestly laugh out loud at these. Thank you so much for making my day!

  3. Anonymous says:


  4. Anonymous says:

    Its like at a pool shop i saw one… Kreepy Krualy salesmen wanted..

  5. David Martin says:

    lots of lolzzzzz

  6. Anonymous says:

    These people are really funny. nogals used coffin, LOL

  7. Anonymous says:

    I like the viagra one if I place the same ad will you publish it lol

  8. gerrie says:

    I really think we must put all of this funny things in a book…

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