10 Funny Classified Ads

Browsing classifieds ads can be a lot of fun. We found these funny ads on the internet and I thought I’d share them with you…

10:
Illiterate? Write today for free help.

9:
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.

8:
Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

7:
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

6:
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

5:
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

4:
Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 Year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

3:
Turkey – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact.

2:
Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.

1:
For Sale. Hardly used dentures. Only 2 teeth missing.

Seen More Funny Ads around Junk Mail?

I hope you enjoyed these funnies. If you see any funny ads on the Junk Mail site, please share them with me. You can e-mail your funny ads to hennok@junkmail.co.za

For more funny adverts read version 2 of Funny Classifieds Adverts on this blog.

Henno Kruger

Digital Marketing Campaign Coordinator at Junk Mail Publishing.

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32 Responses

  1. Maggie says:

    LOL LOL LOL pse keep them coming, it’good for ones soul!!!!!

  2. kerry-lee says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha… I did honestly laugh out loud at these. Thank you so much for making my day!

  3. Anonymous says:

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Its like at a pool shop i saw one… Kreepy Krualy salesmen wanted..

  5. David Martin says:

    lots of lolzzzzz

  6. Anonymous says:

    These people are really funny. nogals used coffin, LOL

  7. Anonymous says:

    I like the viagra one if I place the same ad will you publish it lol

  8. gerrie says:

    I really think we must put all of this funny things in a book…

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