10 Funny Classified Ads

Browsing classifieds ads can be a lot of fun. We found these funny ads on the internet and I thought I’d share them with you…

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.

Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 Year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Turkey – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only 8 days old. Both drumsticks still intact.

Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen Heinzel. One only.

For Sale. Hardly used dentures. Only 2 teeth missing.

Seen More Funny Ads around Junk Mail?

I hope you enjoyed these funnies. If you see any funny ads on the Junk Mail site, please share them with me. You can e-mail your funny ads to hennok@junkmail.co.za

For more funny adverts read version 2 of Funny Classifieds Adverts on this blog.

Henno Kruger

Digital Marketing Campaign Coordinator at Junk Mail Publishing.

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32 Responses

  1. Gavin Wilson says:

    My sons and I love the JunkMail. It is more part of our lives than any other media publication. My wife loves her womens’ mags but that is another story.

    Viva JunkMail.

    Keep up the great work!




    Gavin Wilson

  2. Anonymous says:

    This is hillarious, please send more.

  3. salim says:

    what r these people smoking. i want some.

  4. angelique says:

    This was good for a few laughs, thanks Junk Mail.

  5. Obed says:

    lough and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secrete  of long life.



  6. Anonymous says:


    Absolutely brillliant, have not laughed this hard for a long time now 🙂

    Thank you

  7. Chodu ke Lund says:

    These are super funny ad’s I wonder if I myself can place a few on Junkmail. ha ha  ha that wil lbe funny.


  8. Chodu ke Lund says:

    funny. i got a few – maybe i should actually try placing them on junkmail.



  9. Brigitte Ferreira says:


  10. Anonymous says:

    EXCELLENT !!!!!!! Nothing like a bit of GOOD humour !!!! Thanks

  11. Thelma says:

    Goodness, at least it doesn’t seem as if any of these ads were placed in SA. Please spare us that humiliation, surely they should have proof read the ads – anyway thanks for the laugh.

    Thelma –

  12. Renee says:

    lol thats really funny to see. i like the viagra one ….thats really silly

  13. Anonymous says:

    After having such a hectic day, a good laugh is exactly what did the trick.  Thanks to Junkmail.

  14. Elfrieda says:

    Thanks – this was fun! I really needed it after a loooooong day!

  15. Rodger says:


  16. Maggie says:

    LOL LOL LOL pse keep them coming, it’good for ones soul!!!!!

  17. kerry-lee says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha… I did honestly laugh out loud at these. Thank you so much for making my day!

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  19. Anonymous says:

    Its like at a pool shop i saw one… Kreepy Krualy salesmen wanted..

  20. David Martin says:

    lots of lolzzzzz

  21. Anonymous says:

    These people are really funny. nogals used coffin, LOL

  22. Anonymous says:

    I like the viagra one if I place the same ad will you publish it lol

  23. gerrie says:

    I really think we must put all of this funny things in a book…

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