He loves her but she loves this guy right here
and he loves somebody else –
You just can’t win.
And so it goes until the day you die.
This thing they call love,
its gonna make you cry. (I hate you)
I’ve had the blues, the reds and the pinks.
One thing’s for sure…
Yeah, love stinks, but what sucks even more is being all by your lonesome on Valentine’s Day!
Luckily for those of you who really have the worst luck when it comes to love, or just don’t have the essential smoothness; Honey Badger has made thing real easy to get… dinner on the most romantic day of them all!
For all the lonely little badgers out there, The Honey Badger Social Club has put together a fun filled night with the chance of love– that’s if you bring enough money to bid on the hottie of your choice at the single’s auction.
Bids for the auction starts at R5- but let’s be honest about it now, if you’re reading this and thinking SCORE- SHAME ON YOU CHEAPSKATE! How good can a date be if it only cost you 5bucks? And besides, all money raised will go towards you and your date’s voucher to use at the Honey Badger!
Now if this sounds better than speed dating, getting drunk and making bad decisions or any other way you have tried to get some lovin’, come join us tonight at the Honey Badger (1110 Pretorius Street, Hatfield) for burgers and beers, and of course to appreciate all your single friends talking the talk, and pulling all their moves!
If you too would like to be auctioned off, guys and girls welcome- simply send us a Facebook message with your details!
Auction starts at 19:30, come hungry and in the mood for success!
Easier than this it won’t get to have a date by Valentine’s Day, no smoothness required!