Knock Knock Jokes

The Junk Mail team has started a Joke section on the Junk Mail blog.

Over the years there have been numerous Knock Knock jokes. Here are examples of a few of them:

  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your mother coming home?
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe you lend me some money?
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Island. Island who? Island on your roof with my parachute.
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Truffle. Truffle who? Truffle with you is that you are so shy.
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?

The Junk Mail Team wants your best Knock Knock jokes! Please comment on this post and provide us with your best Knock Knock jokes. The best ones will be featured in an upcoming post on the Junk Mail blog.


Henno Kruger

Digital Marketing Campaign Coordinator at Junk Mail Publishing.

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